Posts - Jokes - Funny Stories en-us http://www.english.edu.vn N/A http://www.english.edu.vn kn@vikhoa.com 20 http://www.english.edu.vn/articles/381/1/Story---Duck-Tales-1-4---Gladstone/Page1.html Click view all for link download and details. hoangkimngan@gmail.com (EEV Admin) Sun, 29 Jul 2007 00:00:00 +0700 http://www.english.edu.vn/articles/363/1/A-Brief-History-Of-Computers/Page1.html Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped in the breeze and the writing of words was on a star, the Blue Giant dug for the people the Pea Sea. But he needed a creature who could sail the waters, and would need for support but few rams. So the Gateskeeper, who was said to be both micro and soft, fashioned a Dosfish, who was small and spry, and could swim the narrow sixteen-bit channel. But the Dosfish was not bright, and could be taught few new tricks. His alphabet had no A's, B's, or Q's, but a mere 640 K's, and the size of his file cabinet was limited by his own fat. hoangkimngan@gmail.com (EEV Admin) Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:00:00 +0700 http://www.english.edu.vn/articles/362/1/12-Step-Program-Of-Recovery-For-Web-Addicts/Page1.html 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web. 5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived. 6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web. 7) I will read a book... if I still remember how. 8) I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web. 9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. 11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web. 12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow! hoangkimngan@gmail.com (EEV Admin) Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:00:00 +0700 http://www.english.edu.vn/articles/215/1/MinhKhai---CAEai-LA-Liau-Thuac-Tat-Nhat-Song-Nga-Anh---Viat/Page1.html   NGUYá»"N TRÀ MY(Biên dịch) NXB: Giáo dục ISBN: 152143. Nhận xét: Chủ Ä'ề: Ngoại ngữ Sá»' trang: 80 Kích thước: 14,3x20,3 Trọng lượng: 80 Giá: 6,700 Cuá»'n sách song ngữ "Cười Là Liều Thuá»'c Tá»'t Nhất" bao gá»"m các câu chuyện vui viết về những sá»± vật, hiện tượng quen thuộc trong cuộc sá»'ng hàng ngày. Các câu chuyện Ä'ược viết ngắn gọn, hàm súc, dí dỏm và hấp dẫn, Ä'em lại cho người Ä'ọc những khoảnh khắc thoải mái dễ chịu, thể hiện những bài học Ä'ạo Ä'ức sâu sắc. Sách Ä'ược trình bày song ngữ Anh - Việt giúp cho việc rèn luyện kỹ năng Ä'ọc - hiểu tiếng Anh. Má»-i câu chuyện Ä'ều có hình minh họa Ä'ẹp rất vui mắt. hoangkimngan@gmail.com (EEV Admin) Fri, 06 Jul 2007 00:00:00 +0700